Total Medals Earned: 46 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 725 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
RAAAWR.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 22/44 (260/500 points)
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You've earned extra kupo!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 3/48 (15/445 points)
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Kill 5 hostages!
Survive 4 turns
Win 10 battles
Win 30 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 15 hostages!
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Survive 3 turns
Kill 25 hostages!
Read help!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Use magic 50 times!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Survive 6 turns
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!
Medals Earned: 5/15 (90/400 points)
Watch the Intro
Clear the first 5 waves
Kill 100 Regulars
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 8
Watch the Ending
Check out the Credits page!
Clear Wave 15
Clear Wave 16
Kill 50 Agiles
Kill 25 Brutes
Clear Wave 14
Clear Wave 18
Clear Wave 20
Medals Earned: 13/17 (305/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
